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GUITAR WORLD, 5/99 ------------------ LITTLE DOLLS Shock, horror and nauseating fear are expected to reign supreme later this year when three new rock and roll action figures are sprung on an unsuspecting nation. The first, due in June from Spawn creator Todd McFarlane's McFarlane Toys, is none other than the Godfather of Metal himself, Ozzy Osbourne. Armed with a wood cross and a buffer physique than Ozzy ever dreamed of, the seven-inch toy comes with headless doves and bats - subtle items wich should remind any He-Man or G.I. Joe just who's boss. As the singer himself points out, "This isn't a doll. You wouldn't sleep with it. Well," he adds with a ghastly grin, "most people wouldn't." Next, from 21st Century Toys, are fully poseable Misfits figures. Slated for release in June, the run will intially include bassist Jerry Only and guitarist Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein, with drummer Dr. Chud and singer Michael Graves due out by Halloween. Doyle and Only will come with miniature versions of their legendary homemade axes, accurate down to the last batwing and skull. But despite the Misfits' affinity for monster-movie imagery in their music, they have nothing but sweet thoughts in connection with their actions figures. "We just want to give something back to the kids," says Only. "And besides, having our own toy is the highlight of our career. How cool is that?" -- Brian Stillman