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DAWN OF THE UNDEAD (liner notes) ------------------ September, 1981. A hospital in New York City. Bobby Steele - the Misfits' one-time guitar hero and token drugbag fuck up (EVERY punk band NEEDED one of those, back then) and now leader of his own hotshit punk band, the Undead - is lying in a bed listening to doctors debate whether or they should amputate one of his toes. A sore had recently burst open on his left foot, after months of neglect. From the wound poured not only lots of blood, but the remaining bone structure of the toe. If the remaining flesh wasn't removed, he was risking the loss of the foot, possibly the leg. Steele looks up at the white men in their white coats and white hair, and fixes 'em with a measured, determined gaze. "Cut it off," he says, evenly. "Just cut it off." Steele later celebrated the moment by titling the Undead's debut EP Nine Toes Later. Which proves, as the Great Philosopher once mumbled, that despite all the amputations... Two Things You Should Know About Bobby Steele: 1.He's a dead ringer for Alice Cooper. You wouldn't know this, however, for Bobby insists on appearing un public with his scalp foliage bouffed up in this nightmare vision mutiod hairdo which resembles the bastard offspring of Wattie and Robert Gordon. Trust me: once he's washed the 126 cans' worth of Aqua Net Quick Dry Follicle Cement from his 'do, you'd swear he's The Coop. 2.He's the only person I know in all of New York City who owns an air conditioner. This is important, for most New Yorkers like to fool themselves into believing they're tougher than 30 ft. titanium steel walls by braving the convection oven heat of NYC summers minus an air blower. Or else they fool everyone into BELIEVING their constitution's so steely with all-day subway rides, or hours spent in some movie house, enduring endless showings of "Uncle Buck." No such posing for Bobby Steele: He knows no human can withstand such temperatures, and he'll be damned if he's gonna do without AC for the sake of image. Which means he's the most honest human specimen living in that high rent slum know as Manhattan's Lower East Side. Why am I telling you this shit? Well, Factiod Number One is an entirely disposable, humorous facet of the critter know as Bobby Steele I just inserted to embarrrass the boy. The opening anecdote and Factiod Number Two, however, prove that: a) Bobby Steele's been saying "fuck you" to imposible odds for a long time, even to his own detriment; b) There's not a lotta bullshit stuffing the Bobby Steele machine; and c) He always manages to bounce back through sheer will and a morbid sense of humor. All these qualities've shaped Bobby Steele's biography, and probably will continue to. Steele's first fuck you was delivered to the Misfits, the punk legends who gave him his first fame. They accepted this fretboard dexterity and substance-fueled antics on-and-offstage with glee in the beginning. But once Misfit kingpin Glenn Danzig and his ego saw his sideman-cum-gimmick eating huge chunks out of HIS notoriety, then he said and his ego decided the Misfits were too small for the three of 'em. Out Steele went, to be replaced by the youger brother of 'Fits bassboy Jerry Only, Doyle. And out went half the Misfits' greatness with Steele. (Don't believe me? Fish out your copy of "Horror Buisness." Now play it back-to-back with the Doyle-guitared version of Evilive. Now stop laughing.) So, does Bobby crawl under a Manhattan sewer grate and die, now that Uncle Glenny says he'e not his friend? Nope. What does he do instead? Starts a new band, calls it the Undead, and proceeds to become the biggest draw on the New York club circuit, outselling even the Misfits and the Bad Brains. Fuck You Number Two was delivered to Max's Kansas City, the legendary home of the Velvet Underground and Johnny Thunders' Heartbreakers. Steele's been banned from its premises for life for several of his hijinx, including "slashing the arm of...a famous singer/television personality's brother" and something involving the "daughter of a Turkish ambassador." Steele managed to get the Undead booked into Max's bill featuring UXA in August, 1981. Max's management went totally unaware of the sin they'd committed until a flyer had fallen into their hands just days before the event: "Bobby Steele...scourge of Max's Kansas City" was back, and "there's no telling what could happen." The Undead went on as scheduled. The Max's soundman assured the club's managment the Undead were "excellent" and a "worthwhile risk". Max's was packed to the rafters that night, which was Fuck You Number Three. For his trouble, the Undead were booked for two more headling shows at Max's. Fuck You Number Four-To-Twenty nine were delivered to the numerous chickenshit sidemen who'd dump the Undead once things would get rough. It's as much a testament to Steele's constitution as the ownership of an air conditioner that he'd press onward, picking up another rhythm section as needed anytime another set'd bail on him. (Some rather luminous names've passed through the Undead, too, including Jack Natz of Blacksnakes/Cop Shoot Cop fame and Steve Zing, who went from the Undead to Danzig(!)'s post-Misfits project, Samhain). Fuck You Number Thirty was delivered to themusic industry itself. After three decent-selling self-released 45s (a reissue of Nine Toes Later following the death of Stiff Records' American branch, "Verbal Abuse" b/w "Misift", and "Never Say Die" b/w "In Eighty Four"), Steele attempted to get the tapes which eventually composed the Act Your Rage LP out through either a major label or large independent. He'd even gone through an eight month course in audio engineering to learn how to infuse what'd otherwise be crude-as-dirt punk rock tunes with slick production values. Time and again, he was told: a) "The music sucks"; b) "This isn't what we're looking for"; or c) "Punk is dead". Finally sick of blowing loads of money on what was a lost cause, Steele released and distributed Act Your Rage himself, on his Post Mortem label. It sold 14,000 copies. The Undead became the largest-selling unsigned band in music biz history. As you can see, a pattern has formed. Bobby Steele'es (and, effectively, the Undead's - Steele IS, for all intents and puposes, the Undead) life/art/career boils down to two words: "Fuck" and "You". Which, after all, IS both the overt AND covert meaning of punk rock, isn't it? 'Course, all this fucking and youing has made Bobby Steele a lotta enemies: club-owners, promoters, A&R men, police officers. Which hasn't meant an easy life for Steele. Then, again, fuck you never does. Fuck you means open defiance of scumbag rip-off merchants, vocal defiance which nails you to a cross so others' lives can run a little smoother. SOMEONE has to, after all. All that fucking and youing seeps its way into Steele's material, too: "Never Say Die", "A Life Of Our Own", "Verbal Abuse", on and on down the fuck you trail. And all that fucking and youing could get awfully damned tedious if Steele didn't deliver the goods musically. He learned the fundamentals of composition at the knees of not only the Ramones and Glenn Danzig, but Lennon and McCartney, too. Which means Steele is well-versed in the art of the hooky three-minute pop song. Is it any wonder most of his releases have been on 45s, the classic medium for teenage radio symphonies? He's also one of the rare, bona fide guitar heros of a form notorious for its anti-guitar hero bias. Steele is totally steeped in the Johnny Thunders School of Attitude Guitar, but he's also one of the few six-string attitudinalists to back it up with some actual chops: He once capsized a performance by his high school stage band with a few bars from Hendrix's rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner". Does this tell you anything? What you hold in your hands is the collected works of ten years of screaming "fuck you" to the whole world. Pretty punk rock, eh? Also pretty skimpy, eh? Hey, that's just the sort of rewards the world dishes to those who dare to scream "fuck you": You sleep easier at night with your pride and integrity fully intact, but you're denied a lotta breaks. Sure, if Bobby had gone with the flow he could've been like the Clash or someone of that ilk and has enough for a whole friggin' box set. Then again, the Clash ceased to be punk rock in 1981, didn't they? Bobby Steele didn't. He never said die, and here's the results. Fuck you. TIM STEGALL (with a little help from Bobby Steele) Alternative Press Magazine