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KERRANG! #443, 5/15/93 ---------------------- Trouble For Evil Elvis! (p.45) DANZIG 'Thrall-Demon Sweat Live' (Def American advance tape) Glenn Danzig is an extraordinary little man. He is neither Rock god nor actor, but stuck somewhere between the two stools like a midget American Gladiator with a chip on his shoulder. Trapped insde that little bulging body is a warrior of Genghis Khan just waiting to escape, a demon seed thwarted by ego and pretension. Glenn Danzig, right, is this little precoius nerd who insisted on seeing every UK photographer's portfolio before allowing them to snap him onstage. Careful of his ridiculous image - part dwarf, part maggot - the man is a Doom Metal strutter to the core. Nice guiff. Then there's Glenn Danzig as Jim Morrison Presley. The funny guy with bimbo cheekbones and smouldering eyes. The pseudo-sex machine who filmed the video for "Mother" with a naked model in bondage. Sometimes, Danzig is a stupid cabaret show, a hokum-poet and about as sinister as a bag of sprouts. All of this is here on this daftly-monickered mini-album, and there'll be absolutely no laughing at the back of Glenn's schoolroom. 'Thrall-Demon Sweat Live' is a monstrously cumbersome affair. Boasting two new studio tracks, one hilariously ironic cover and four chestnuts recorded live in California last Halloween, it is not an album for the cynical. Tough. Top of the heap must be Glenn's absolutely gut-busting rendition of 'Trouble'. The old Presley standard is turned upside down and executed with the po-faced aplomb of a bad covers band. In marked contrast, 'The Violet Fire' and 'It's Coming Down' aspire to some higher plateau, falling way short of the mark as usual, and dragging their rotten bones around like cemetery zombies. The live material, however, is relatively efficient. 'Sistinas' and 'Mother' are as dramatic as the originals, whilst 'Snakes Of Christ' and 'Am I Demon' sould like Wolfsbane with a bad attack of literary delusion. Ultimately, Glenn Danzig is simply too humourless to be believable. There is not one single spark of warmth, grace or irony in his makeup, and that makes the man a pain in the arse. Even Rollins can laugh at himself, and Henry could have Glenn with one arm tied behind his back. Glenn Danzig; not big and not clever. Chris Watts [photo of Glenn Danzig with caption: "GLENN DANZIG: as sinister as a bag of sprouts!"]